Tumblr is a place for me to keep things I like.
Funny things, cute things, sad things, pretty things, things in general that are thought provoking, whimsical, and awesome.
when you use store bought honey instead of fresh extra virgin honey pulled straight from the comb of Eritrean honeybees in your brioche bread pudding
straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
gay couple: *holds hands in public*
straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Ernest Hemingway (via whiskeyandgrit)