Tumblr is a place for me to keep things I like.
Funny things, cute things, sad things, pretty things, things in general that are thought provoking, whimsical, and awesome.
I think skinny ppl can turn off her song and open literally any magazine, watch any other video or movie and tv show and see their body types idealized and praised
Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.
*at a meet and greet with Ariana*
me: i just wanted to say that i love you and your music so much and i'll support you till the end my queen
ariana: awww thank you so much! wanna take a pic?
me: sure! *puts my arm around her and snatches a patch of her hair*
me: *calls mariah* phase one complete master
i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe
I STARTED PLAYING THIS IN THE CAR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY TOLD ME TO “TURN IT OFF HAILEY” WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT
ITS 2 AM AND I AM DYING
this is literally what i’ve set up as my alarm for school
How can I teach my chickens to sing???